1. Max likes red fruit loops. Well, really he likes the sugary outer coating on the red fruit loops.
2. If you hire someone to clean out your chimney, they will not come dressed like Burt from Mary Poppins and they use a vacuum, not a metal brush. Very disappointing.
3. Starting a sewing project at 10:30 on a Wednesday night is not a good idea.
4. My trainer is gassy.