Dear Ellen DeGeneres,
Remember when you went on national television in a bit of hysterics over a dog? Ya us too because...it was a DOG and while I love animals, come on.
Please hold it together while this proposition 8 stuff goes down. I don't want to remove you from my Tivo, but I like watching your show for laughs and gigles, not to watch you cry and make things awkward. I will give you one episode of mourning, but after that....back to work.