Puyallup Fair

Remember how I'm a MONTH behind in blogging...um...ya me to so hold on.

So we:

went to the Puyallup Fair. My main goal, eat crap food and specifically an elephant ear. (Which IS VERY different from a funnel cake) After starting out with a bang in the form of fried corn dogs, french fries and a diet coke we headed into the pavilion to see what crap they were selling and what demos we could catch.

First stop, this "weight loss" machine. You stood on it and it shakes the crap out of you. Not sure how successful this would be since your feet go numb and your heart rate never increases, but perhaps it works because the feeling you have after your body uncontrollably shakes and continues to rumble as the machine stops makes you never want to eat again.


My other favorite gimmick, this handwriting analysis machine. It feels like a switch board from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. We live in a time of advanced technology and this was the best they could come up with. Weak.


Ate a scone and elephant ear before heading into the barn. No trip to the fair is complete without seeing the stinky animals.


Before heading home, we got henna tattoos, old school photo booth pictures and the worlds largest stomachache from eating nothing but fried food. Success!