Sunday, October 05, 2008

Lady in the Window

I am a sweater at the gym so Saturday after my 3 mile run I was more then ready to shower. I walked into my room, stripped down to by birthday suite, started the shower and sat on the toilet. I then had the following conversation in my head:
Would you look at that. From this angel in my bathroom window, I can see my neighbors sitting on their balcony. I wonder if they can see me. Oh, crap....we just made eye contact. Yep, they just saw me naked on the toilet. Well, if it keeps them from smoking on their balcony I'm totally fine with it.

Dear neighbor lady that recently lost your job. (I could tell you all sorts of information about her that I wish I did not know.) Let me give you a tip. Try to quit smoking every 30 minutes and start using words that tell what you are thinking of or feeling. Using the F word in every sentence makes you sound like a high school teenager.

See you tomorrow morning. I'll be the naked lady in the window.

5 comments:

bensey said...

that was me who saw you. and yes, you scared the nicotine out of me. i quit.

Annie Hall said...

HA HA HA Oh goodness linds this made me laugh so hard and then I thought to myself. This is something I might do but I am glad it happened to you.

stephanielynn said...

Oh, wow. Maybe I should start flashing them on the 3rd floor and then they won't have anywhere left to smoke.

TBird said...

I just peed myself...really...

At least you cant see her naked on her toilet. I all envision is her smoking and naked on the pooper...

Amanda said...

LOL best blog of the year for sure! Thanks for making my day :)