Would you look at that. From this angel in my bathroom window, I can see my neighbors sitting on their balcony. I wonder if they can see me. Oh, crap....we just made eye contact. Yep, they just saw me naked on the toilet. Well, if it keeps them from smoking on their balcony I'm totally fine with it.
Dear neighbor lady that recently lost your job. (I could tell you all sorts of information about her that I wish I did not know.) Let me give you a tip. Try to quit smoking every 30 minutes and start using words that tell what you are thinking of or feeling. Using the F word in every sentence makes you sound like a high school teenager.
See you tomorrow morning. I'll be the naked lady in the window.