Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder

For all of you girls out there that wish your boobs were bigger, this post is for you.

As I have mentioned before, I inherited my Grandma Lyman's boobs and while I like to think my future husband will appreciate them, I still don't love them and here is just another reason why.

I have recently taken up running at the gym (do you see where this is going) and love it. Things went great for the first month. Then, last week I was extremely busy and was not able to stay on top of my laundry. As usual, I was running late for my training appointment so without really thinking, I grabbed an old sports bra from the bottom of my draw and off I went.

I lifted weights, did my brisk walk warm up, and started running. 10 minutes later, I was bleeding, yes blood. Apparently my old bra was hanging on from my neck for dear life. The ropes and pulley system was rubbing against my collar bones until they had worn through my skin. I had to stop running and let me tell you, the shower after that workout was extremely painful.

Again, future husband you had better be glad I have not cut these bad boys off.


Larissa said...

I couldn't be happier to find your blog, especially with a post like this. Blood? Seriously? That's an impressive size! Gotta love those little ladies!

Jody and Jake Moore said...

UGH!!!! I always wear 2 sports bras just to be safe and lets face it - I don't even need one. You got Gma Lyman's and I got Nanas! No fair!

Mandy said...

I can SO feel your pain! Your future husband will love them...:) but for me, it doesn't help, I still HATE mine! Time to head to the store and buy a few more super duty bras.

ZooMom said...

I have something for you to try - . Take it from someone who feels your pain.

Sorry - I just followed the link from facebook and couldn't help but post about a subject so near to my heart (after nursing three kids it's nearer to my waist). Love the blog! - Shannon

Lindsay Jane said...


Thanks for the advice. I need it. I can't believe you have 3 kids now. Last time I saw you was at long ago.

Hope all is well.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should carry duct tape for emergency instances like these.