You would never know I was in Utah yesterday:
At a clothing store:
Tough looking guy to the sales associate: " Do you have any long light weight dresses (pull up pants) that will match these heals? I have a drag show in NY next week and none of the stores in this town have what I need."
At a restaurant:
I was waiting for a friend outside enjoy the warm night air as a car full of 4 not attractive lesbians pulls up, high as a kite. I have not seen people that stoned since high school. As they walked by, they smelt so strong I think I got a little buzz.
2 comments:
too funny ... see, who thought zion was all that properly zion-ish? :)
ps--i love reading your posts ... that good old lindsay humor is good for my soul. :) xoxoxox
They even stunk up the restaurant...
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