Thursday, June 12, 2008

Like Butter

While laying naked under a sheet....
Pat (my masseuse): Oh good, I am so glad I get to end the day with you.
Me: Why is that?
Pat: Because I have been working on really big buff men all day and they are so hard to work on. You, you are like butter so this is perfect.
Me: Your welcome
90 minutes later I finished the most painful massage I have ever had, but man do I feel smooth like butter.

1 comment:

stephanielynn said...

90 minutes would be heavenly.