My day started by waking up to my dripping wet cat cleaning himself on my formally white sheets.
Today at lunch, there was a woman at the table next to me that literally sounded like a munchkin. The first time she started talking, my entire table stopped eating and looked at each other in disbelief.
I learned that 3 months after my lasik eye surgery, I now have 20/15 vision! That was the best money I have ever spent.
When Steph and I came home from work, she walked in the house and asked why our house smelled like something was rotting. I told her it was the chili in the crock pot and she was now not allowed to eat any. Rude! :)
Tonight I climbed on the roof to take down the dish. I am pretty sure the neighbors think we I'm crazy.
1 comment:
chili in the crock pot vs. deer rump in the crock pot....rotting vs. urine. who wins? wish i was there to see you up on the roof that would have been a sight. ps-that was my mom talking like a munchkin. leave her alone!
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