Friday morning my phone rang and not thinking anything of it I answered. It was creepy "T" from my church. He tricked me and I did not like it. At the beginning of the conversation, his story was that s getting a bunch of people together to go the Bee's game and wanted to know if I wanted in. Sure, sounds like fun and I have wanted to go to a game this season. BIG MISTAKE. By the end of the conversation, he was going to pick me up and we were doubling with his friend.
I hung up the phone and started to realize I had been tricked in a very mean way. I started debating and trying to think of a lie to tell him to back out, but in the end I decided that one date would not hurt.
About 3 hours later, I started getting text messages from the gossip squad at my church about my "hot date with T." Great...now everyone at church is going to know.
It was better then I thought it would be, but he is weird, makes things awkward, and doesn’t tickle my basement. For example, we were waiting in line to get Diet Cokes and I mentioned how hot it was. His response, "yes you are." Ah....ok....thanks....it got weird. The night was not a total loss. T has wonkey eyes and I never knew which one to look at. Don’t ask for the details, but I did a few experiments to make sure my conclusion was accurate and infact his right eye is the "good" eye.
I made it through the date, but now have to face him and the gossip squad tomorrow at church. Steph keeps laughing at me because I was suckered into the date and also thanking me because now he will not ask her out, as we are roommates.
Quiz: Below are two pictures. One is of my date. The other is of the boy at my church that I like to refer to as "my church boyfriend." Does he know this...No. Have I tried talking to him.... twice, but it was not good. Did he win my heart over by his sweet roller-skating moves.... yes. Which is which?
Boy 1
Boy 2
4 comments:
I vote for Mr. Left Eye Lopez. He is soooo super dreamy. And I like his line, "Yes you are!" Solid. I love a ladies man!
I'm still laughing about the whole situation...it's Tuesday. You're such a team player!
Wait, I'm so confused. Are we supposed to pick which one we think is Creepy T? If so, I'm voting for boy one. He's got a vibe, and it's not all that good.
Watch out for that wonkey eye. They have a habit of going awry. (Get it? "AWREYE?" lol)
I TOTALLY pinpoint boy two as your type! And that's looking out of my good eye...
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