Tuesday, March 06, 2007

It’s a Conspiracy

Roommate….I’m onto you and your tricks. I see how you are trying to keep me as the fatter person in the home. Monday night….hey roomy, want to go to dinner and the Snow Patrol concert….no, I just want to stay home. Did you stay home? No! You went to the gym. Tuesday night….hey roomy, want to eat the last piece of dessert….no you can eat it. And what did you do while I was inhaling dessert? You snuck out of the house to the gym. Watch out…I am onto you. I’m cooking dinner this week and if you are not careful, I may just give you a dish laced with protein powder. Let’s see who gets fatter now!

3 comments:

NatAttack said...

Linds--this is hilarious. Very funny. I always hate to hear when other people go to the gym. Makes me feel bad!

stephanielynn said...

While this did make me laugh pretty hard, it couldn't be further from the truth!

Who's the one that keeps the house (and my desk at work) fully stocked with treats? You.

I think YOU'RE the one trying to keep ME fat...

JoshB. said...

That crazy Max and his shinanagins, where does he find the time to hit the gym? I mean with the millions of lady cats out there begging for some Max. Wow. Hats off to you my friend, you are a cat amongst cats!

JB