Pick Your Neighbors Wisely

Church was quite that adventure today. Everything was going great. I made it on time (since its starts at 1:00 now), sat by a cute boy in Sunday School....and then the madness started.

There was something wrong with the room we were supposed to have Relief Society in so they sent us down to the Chapel to have a joint lesson. It took a good 20 minutes for class to finally start and people were being so rude and talked through the entire lesson. If you don't want to listen....don't go to class. We are adults now so act like one.

As I walked into the Chapel I hurried to get a "soft" chair and did not pay much attention to who I ended up sitting by....big mistake. As I try to get situated, I notice the guy sitting next to me is huge and taking up half of my chair. I try to slide my chair over, but it is stuck between the chairs on the other side. I quietly mention to the girl next to me that I may be leaning her way because of my "situation."

I finally get comfortable when he starts shaking his legs.....and does not stop up the end of the lesson, but we will get to this in a minute. He then proceeds to pull out his phone from his shirt pocked about once every minute. What is he looking at on his phone you ask; well it is photo album of food. Yep, you got it; he had an entire album of pictures of previous meals. He then proceeded to take pictures of the people in front of him...ah...ya...keep thinking about that...ya...creepy and really, shots of the back of peoples heads?

Next he started trimming his nails and cuticles with his pocket knife. See previous blog "It's Called PERSONAL Hygiene" for further understanding of my issue here.

This continued on as I gave up listening to the lesson and just started reading it myself. With about 5 minutes left, the leg shaking finally stopped.....and the heavy breathing/snoring took over. Yep, you guessed it....he fell fast asleep.

Let's just say I was the first one out of the room after Amen.