Free Test

As I walked into the gym last night I noticed a sign that said "Free Body Fat Test Today." I did not think much of it and proceeded to the check-in desk. As I was walking to the treadmill, a guy stopped me and asked if I wanted a body fat test to which I turned to him and said "Hell no....why do you think I am here." Thanks Gold’s Gym for the free Christmas gift, but I don't want it.